When I was a kid, every time I found myself in one of those stores that sell tacky tourst stuff, I would look for something with my name on it. You know the sort of stuff I'm talking about: keychains, mugs, license plate holders, silly looking figurines with "Samuel" or "Alice" plastered across their bellies. It's not so much that I ever really wanted any of that stuff. Rather, it was that they never included my name in their inventory. As a little kid, it didn't seem fair. Why if they had "Bryan" and "Bruce" did they not have "Bryce"?
As I got older, I grew to like the fact that my name was both common-enough-sounding and yet relatively-rare. It suited me perfectly.
I was in college before I knew another "Bryce". But soon there will be many more "Bryces" out there. If you look at this this site which charts the popularity of names over time, the exploding popularity of my name among the younger generation closely resembles those hockey-stick growth charts that Gartner always put out during the tech boom.
So I guess it isn't too surprising to discover that I am now a "collection" at none other than that shrine to faux urban surburban shabby chic itself, Pottery Barn. I am a table, a cart, and a stool. Read about the Bryce project table:
With its sturdy wood construction and multifunctional design, this project table provides a comfortable venue for everything from sorting photos and reading mail to framing artwork. Its counter-height top provides a spacious work surface, while two dovetailed drawers and an open shelf below keep supplies in easy reach. Its roomy drawers are fitted with two oversized pulls. Use the wide open shelf to display larger items, or fill our Rustic Baskets (sold separately) with supplies and slide them into place. The table is built from pine and finished on all sides with a wheat stain that brings out the wood’s rich grain and pleasing knots. Antique-bronze-finished hardware.
"Multifunctional design", "wood construction", "sorting photos", "a comfortable venue", "artwork", "rich grain" ... it's as if someone knew the essence of "Bryce".
I always told myself as a kid that I would buy the first thing that I found with my name on it. Given all the tourist trinkets I've seen over the years, it could be a lot worse.